So, waaaywaaay back, Ia friend of mine, gave some lucky mofo the best Atlanta Dome he ever received…with a mouth full of ice cream.  The ice cream melted quickly, but that was the only thing that got soft that night!  Little did Imy friend know, but she was thiiiiis close to stumbling across a cure for AIDS.  A group of scientific-type bitches have discovered that an ingredient found in ice cream, cosmetics & breast milk (GLB) holds the potential to block the AIDS virus.  It’s very inexpensive, and, if human trials don’t cause women to grow a third leg then it will be available to the public the world over.  So, in the meantime ladies: put on your best lipstick, shove in a scoop full of ice cream then proceed to suck & tittay-fuck your way to almost-discovering a cure.  If nothing else, at least your man is sure to have ice cream dreams for years to cum come…