Georgia in need of corrections is more like it...

Let’s see…Tyler Perry opened his production studio here; we have upscale work/live/play developments where “living green” is the new rage, and we all know that ish spread from the West; our homeless population may soon rival those with actual homes as well (just keep watching those foreclosure numbers); our dope boys are now the last to feel a drought since the Mexican Papis are regularly running thru the A (rather than face the “Militias” along the southern borders), we host a certain beautiful, black Madam frontin’ as a B-list movie actress…and finally, rounding out the picture after years of hide-and-seek: constant, unabashed police brutality. APD: stand up and give yourself a round of applause, whooooo!! Thanks to you, we are well on our way to becoming an international city with a washed up actor as governor (Chris Tucker 2019!!!). Let’s celebrate your latest accomplishment:

Officer Reginald Fisher was working security at his side hustle for an apartment complex when he noticed a YBM (Tremaine Miller, 28) driving a Charger on chrome. Obviously, this officer does not drive a Charger on chrome (or anything even close) b/c he immediately thought Miller was suspicious (and by suspicious, we know he really means “stuntin harder than me”). Now that off-duty Officer Fisher is in full hate-on-a-nicca mode, he approaches the car…with…his…gun…drawn.

According to Lt. Meadows, when Fisher approached the car, Miller reached under the seat, and Fisher shot him in the face. No orders shouted, no disabling of the tires, no warning shots: just started busting on the man. Other APD officials have a version of the story that includes Miller running to the car and reaching under the seat prior to being shot in the face. If this were true, wouldn’t the shots have been in the back of the legs since the officer would have shot low to prevent him from making it to the car?

And then of course, there are the Witnesses on the scene and their version…Miller put his hands in the air as Fisher instructed. Aaand thennn was shot in the face. Oh, before I forget this minor detail: Miller’s father says that Miller was at the apartment complex visiting his elderly, paraplegic Aunt, in an attempt to deliver her medication. Sigh.  Miller went into surgery this am to have a bullet removed from jaw.

Katherine Johnston (R.I.P.) has to be giving Jesus an earful on this one. Once this case is set for trial, almost-former Officer Fisher can expect to have a foreign object or 3 removed from his jaw as well, muuuaaahahahaha!

On the bright side, if we are going to be the new LA at least we can look forward to legalization.